I don’t like short people.
They look up to you and they try to smile. It makes them look like some aliens.
I was waiting at a counter at a store and this short woman looked up and smiled at me.
My evil mind thought it was disgusting but I cannot say that here, I mean, then I would cause a controversy.
I appreciate the gesture but it freaked me out. Really. The way they look up and expect you to look down.
So if you are shorter than 6′ please keep your distance.
